Gotta "Catch" 'em All!
Olivia's playing that game.
Are there any monsters in this classroom, though?
Olivia, is that any fun?
Yeah.
I haven't installed it yet.
This game's popular in my country right now.
In your country, too, huh?
That's amazing.
It really is popular worldwide.
It is.
Bactéri Go is so fun.
What game is Olivia playing, exactly?
That's not the one where you collect monsters and stuff, is it?
Huh? Monsters?
Nah, it's a game where you collect the bacteria that's crawling all around you.
Oh yeah?
It's popular worldwide? I never knew.
That's kind of cool, since it was made in my country.
I don't think it's popular anywhere else.
But the bacteria drawings are so cute.
So how does the game work?
Um...
You put your phone up like this.
I found some around your desk, Hanako.
I got a cute one!
Really? What did you get?
Black mold from around the lip of your water bottle.
That's not real, is it?
That's a virtual thing to make the game fun, right?
This is a cutting edge smartphone from my country.
It has a bacteria detection feature.
Say what?
Why do they have such an excessively useless high-tech feature on it?
Don't worry, though.
I caught it in my phone.
Got it!
Hey, does it have a sanitizing feature?
Got placebo effect?
That doesn't work!
Seriously, all it did was let me know there's bacteria everywhere!
I just feel even worse!
What? Just wash it.
Hey, sorry I'm late.
Kasumi-san, hear me out!
Olivia's collecting bacteria from all over the classroom!
Wait, Kasumi-san, don't go!
Don't leave me!
So yeah, that's what happened.
Oh, I see, it's a game.
I wonder what kind of bacteria are on your desk, Kasumi.
Wait, Olivia, what the hell are you doing?!
I couldn't find a single bacterium,
so I thought they might show up if I drooled or something.
No, no!
You can't give up on your humanity just for a game!
I bet you'd all do the same thing.
I sterilize my desk with alcohol.
You sterilize your desk?!
Are you a germophobe?
Whose side are you on, Hanako?
I guess I'll just give Hanako's black mold a name for now.
Call it Maeda.
Sure.
What exactly is Maeda-san to Hanako-san?
I bet there's a lot around you, Hanako.
And not just on your water bottle.
My desk's decently clean, too!
That notebook and writing mat look pretty suspicious, though.
Why would this be dirty?
It's my favorite Boys School Wars mat!
Okay.
Let's see.
Hanako-san...
Did you take a dump on your writing mat?
What the hell kind of question is that?!
What do I need to have done to my head to want to squat over my writing mat?
But, like...
I got fecal bacteria from your writing mat.
My cat was making weird motions on my mat a lot.
So cute!
Maeda, Ken-chan, look!
It's so cute!
I probably should have been stopping it!
Uh, it wasn't me, but it might have been wiped.
By whom?!
My cat.
Can I check all your stuff, then, Hanako?
Go ahead.
Check everything, please.
Found some.
Here, too.
It's a new species!
Thank you, Hanako!
I'm glad you're happy, Olivia.
Um, Hanako-san, can I sterilize everything you own later?
And Olivia-san, please wash your hands when you're done playing.
I guess we should head home.
Yeah.
Olivia, you forgot your phone.
You left the game open, too.
Oh, right.
Sorry, I blanked out.
Thanks.
Hey, what's the exclamation mark things?
That's when there's a lot of bacteria!
Where? Where?
Over there.
Couldn't you lie a little better?!
Really?
Oh, you're right.
On your cheek.
It's from when she was rubbing the mat against her face.
Asobi Asobase
Divine Revelation
I went clothes shopping with Olivia and Kasumi-san...
But why did I buy this?
Why does it look so pretty when it's at the store, but so disappointing at home?
Why does the shop staff's magic words of "It looks so good on you"
wear off when you get home?
Someone intelligent, please tell me.
I know, Kasumi-san!
She encouraged me!
I have to call Kasumi-san!
Hello? Hanako-san?
Hey, Kasumi-san...
The shopping trip today...
That was fun.
Let's go again.
I've never gone clothes shopping with my friends before.
Hey...
The clothes I bought...
They weren't weird, were they?
Hey, why did you say "it's nice"?
What's happening right now?
B-Back at the shop?
Yeah.
Back at the shop.
I asked, "What do you think?" remember?
Oh yeah...
Hey, Kasumi-san, what do you think of this?
Crazy.
What do you think?
W-Well...
Hanako-san seems to like it
I-I think it's nice.
Or so I said, but...
You were like...
"You look so good. I think you could get any guy in the world wearing that.
You'll be balling. Buy it, dude."
Remember?
How is her memory so distorted?!
She got everything wrong except "I think."
Hang on.
Her memory's really distorted, which means...
U-Uh...
I don't think I was the one who said that.
I was in the washroom at the time.
It was actually Olivia-san that was in the washroom.
Then who said that?
Olivia?
Yes.
Sorry, I made a mistake.
I'll ask Olivia.
Forgive me!
Hey, Hanako, what's up?
Hey, about the clothes I bought today...
What did you end up buying?
I want to see.
Send me pictures.
Huh?
O-Okay.
Here we go.
It's so cute!
Onii-chan, look!
Olivia, stop!
What are they talking about?
My brother says that the silhouette makes you
look like you're wearing virgin killer clothes!
I kill them wearing these clothes?
Virgins?
Virgins specifically?
Virgins?
Did they do something wrong?
They've angered God because they aren't trying to propagate the species?
Wait, I'm going to look it up.
Look what up?
Wait, hold on.
Every living thing is born a virgin.
Then do you anger God when you're a virgin over a certain age?
The oldest new father in the world...
Ninety-six years old, in India.
Amazing.
Which means, even if you lost your virginity at 96, you can preserve your species.
So is it God's wish that I kill all virgins 97 or older?
Could I even tell who they are?
No, I don't think I could.
Since I'm looking it up right now, I should look up "virgin killer clothes."
I don't want to see gory pictures, though.
Wait, Hanako, do you know what "virgin killer clothes" are?
You should look it up.
I-Is it safe?
Huh? Yeah.
The newest in virgin killer clothes Virgin killer clothes... "Virgin killer clothes" viral on social media Everyday fashion...
Huh? It's all cute pictures.
Tried wearing "virgin killer clothes" for a week Virgin killer clothes... All the buzz about virgin killer clothes Virgin killer clothes with the newest accessories
It's the Specially Designated Secrets Act!
Or a Freemason conspiracy!
Hey, let's hit up Harajuku wearing that.
My brother says you can hunt some virgins.
Harajuku's in a Mad Max situation already?!
I haven't seen any news about virgins being killed in Harajuku, though.
The government is meddling with the media!
Is this what they call "state control of information"?
Is it safe for civilians to go?
Sure it is.
Let's go, let's go.
I'll wear something cute, too.
Kasumi could probably kill them instantly, wearing something like this.
I bet she could really show off her boobs.
I have a feeling Kasumi-san knows a lot about survival.
Like, long-range sniping.
Like a cupid, you mean?
Huh? Yeah.
We won't get convicted for killing virgins?
"They stole your heart."
Or something like that. We're heart thieves.
We're stealing their hearts?
What violent girlfriends!
I never knew...
I thought we lived in a peaceful world.
Hanako?
I'll do it.
If God wills it,
I'll kill virgins.
So should I use a knife?
What's she talking about?
Asobi Asobase
The Evil Sugoroku
What are you up to, Olivia?
I'm actually really good at Memory.
You're so stupid.
You need to have good memory to play Memory.
Why would you be good at it when you can't even study at all?
Just watch!
Here I go.
This one and this one.
This and this.
This and... this.
Yay, I got them all on my first try!
I'm awesome, right?
I have pretty good memory, don't you think?
Did that even have anything to do with memory?
Kasumi-san, want to go pee together?
O-Okay.
You saw that, right?
Yes, it was amazing.
What do you think?
She was lucky, or something?
Do you really think that's all?
But there's no other explanation.
Y-You're right.
Let's test to see if she's really lucky, then.
How?
With the ultimate game of chance...
The sugoroku!
We're going to play sugoroku now?
It's going to take a while, isn't it?
Is it?
I-It's Hanako-san's hand-made sugoroku.
It could be fun.
It is.
My hand-made games are a little different.
Every cell has a penalty!
Wrap a necktie around your head Finish ice cream in a single bite Read Kasumi-san's novel out loud Drink a pack of extra spicy curry Imitate a body builder
So dirty!
Is Hanako-san even thinking about the fact that she's playing, too?
Okay, let's decide who goes first by playing rock-paper-scissors.
Rock, paper, scissors!
Yay, I'm first!
She's lucky.
I know, right?
Here I go.
I only get one?
Huh?
One is...
Chug a fizzy drink Make pig noises
Start
P-Pig?
Oink...
Shit, that's cute.
You're clear.
Hanako-san just clicked her tongue.
This is way too hard right off the bat!
Okay, next...
Four...
Let's see...
Pretend to be a dog peeing on a power pole.
I-I can be a female, right?
No, it's the males that pee on power poles with one leg up, remember?
Um, Kasumi, you can do something else instead, you know...
Let's do her the kindness of watching her spirited peeing performance.
Tinkle, tinkle...
Well done, Kasumi-san, good job.
You're clear.
H-Hanako-san...
I don't want to play this sugoroku anymore!
Oh, my.
Kasumi-san, we're still on our first turn.
We're just getting started.
Th-This is an evil sugoroku that turns people into monsters!
Okay, I'm up next.
Six!
Six is...
Have your butt slapped by the other two
Uh, Hanako, that's...
That's got to be the worst one!
Hurry up and do it.
I don't want to be the one to do it, either!
A-Are you sure?
Yeah.
Please don't make weird noises.
But...
Not even my dad has slapped me before.
I-I believe you.
Go ahead.
Kasumi-san...
You went easy on me, didn't you?
But...
Don't!
Hit me properly!
But...
Do it!
I'm already prepared!
Make it sound really good!
Hanako-san...
I'm kidding.
I tried acting tough.
I'm kidding.
I feel your resolve.
My ass is destroyed!
And that's what you wanted, was it not?
Okay, next, go ahead.
Crawl one lap around the hallway like a baby
Please don't run into anyone...
Olivia's crawling isn't so much like a baby...
...as a cockroach.
Crap, the student council president!
Olivia-san.
Perfect.
There was something I wanted to ask you about the Pastimers Club.
You haven't submitted a proposal for your cultural festival display, have you?
Shoot, I don't know why I ran away.
Hold it.
Humans can travel faster on two legs than on four, Olivia-san.
Give it up.
Pastimers Club
Over here.
I was so scared, I could die.
I bet.
Okay, next.
The next person sits up like a dog --Maeda
You're the next person, right, Hanako-san?
Apparently you're supposed to "chin chin."
Did I ever write that?!
No way, I don't remember writing that!
It's signed by Maeda-san.
Damn it, Maeda!
I asked him for help on one spot,
but that's one of those things that would get censored!
Is "chin chin" the balls and the stick?
Or is it just the stick?
No way, that's way too dirty!
I don't want to lose my purity yet!
No, spare me!
Isn't it "chin chin" as in, "sit up and beg like a dog"?
Hey, just wondering...
Did you do some studying after that day?
The Internet's just too useful.
Yeah.
It is, isn't it?
Okay, do the chin chin.
Okay, you're good.
All right, next.
O-Okay.
I'm going to make you both suffer the same humiliation!
No, you totally just screwed yourself over there, Hanako!
And so the sugoroku game continued, under Hanako's afflicting gaze.
Cry like a phoenix Make koala sounds Wrap a necktie around your head
That's not good enough!
Wh-What do koalas sound like, again?
Hang on, I'll find a video.
She looks kind of happy!
She looks like it didn't amuse her as much as she thought it would!
A few turns later...
Um, Sensei...
Eh, what is it?
"Do English tongue twisters in front of a teacher"
Peter popsicle, piccolo peephole, whoa, bazinga, boobies!
You're next, Kasumi-san.
No way!
You go first, please, Hanako-san.
Sensei, look!
Pretty Soldier Honda Hanako!
Do a Sailor Mo*n impression in front of a teacher
In the name of justice...
Don't, you're going to get put in jail for saying stuff like that!
I punish...
Sensei, don't look at me like that!
It's way too awkward!
Shoot, I froze up because she suddenly started calling herself a bishoujo.
I see.
They want me to play with them.
All right.
I'll make a proper reaction next time.
S-Sensei...
Fire a Kamehameha in front of a teacher
Ka... me... ha... me...
Ha!
Here we go!
I'll do it!
I'll pretend I got hit!
Hidebu!
That sounded really bad.
S-Sensei, are you okay?!
That definitely wasn't the right posture for when you take a Kamehameha.
Th-Thank you, Sensei.
You're so kind, Sensei.
Yes.
I should go to the nurse's office.
Pastimers Club
I don't want to play this sugoroku anymore!
Kasumi-san...
I don't want to play anymore, either.
How did this happen?
Well, you made it, Hanako.
And so they mustered what was left of their strength...
Goal!
Congrats on finishing first, Kasumi-san!
Thank you.
Oh, Kasumi-san, let's go pee together.
So hey, was Olivia lucky?
I don't know.
I don't think she had it any less terrible than we did.
Then the only other way she could have won that memory game...
She has psychic powers?
Oh yeah, I used magic trick cards for that memory game.
I thought I'd surprise those two, but they were more surprised than I thought they'd be.
Especially Hanako's face...
Shoot, it makes me laugh just thinking about it.
She's doing a creepy laugh!